Mr. ETop 10 things you can do/say to break uncomfortable silences during your holiday dinner.
1. "Uncle Phil... why aren't you wearing pants?" 2. "Did anyone else see the pictures of grandma on the internet?" 3.*Makes nativity scene out of turkey parts (glues it together with gravy)* 4."I have a confession: I'm still in the 9th grade... I've been forging report cards for 4 years." 5. "Why is Aunt Susie here? Mom, didn't you say you hate Aunt Susie?" 6. "Dad, why were you kissing Aunt Susie in the hallway?" 7. "Aunt Susie, I was digging through your bags and found this fungal cream." *Tosses fungal cream onto dinner table* 8. "Grandma, if this year marks your 50th wedding anniversary, why is dad 51?" 9. *dunks head in mashed potato bowl...begins life as mime* 10. "Grandpa's dead..."
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